How to Annoy Itachi UchihaWays to Annoy Itachi UchihaHow to Annoy Itachi Uchiha by MikoYami
1. Glomp him for no reason
2. Give him a baby and tell him will be gone for a minute
3. Be gone all day
4. Come home drunk and ask if that is his and Kisames baby ten tell him how it looks like Sasuke
5. When Itachi is quite poke him with a stick asking “if it is alive” when Itachi glares at you scream “Zombie” and began hitting him with a stick
6. Grab a bigger stick and hit him with it
7. When Itachi comes around start singing “Don’t worry be Happy”
8. Dress up as Sasuke and run up to him “Singing I love you”
9. Dress up as Sasuke and beat the crap out of him and follow the exact quote he used to beat up on Sasuke “Itachi you are weak…you lack…black space”
Beg Itachi to Kiss you and when he finally does give in ready to kiss you scream rape…..(honestly no this one pisses me off a lot now don’t do that I wrote this when I was young but serious
The Hidden Truth: Chapter ThreeThe people congregated around the Hokage's desk have no idea how much time has passed. All they know is that at some point they got tired of standing and sat on the floor against the wall. The portable DVD player is currently sitting in Lady Tsunade's desk chair, everyone looking up at the screen from where they sit. Nobody utters a word as they watch the secrets of Itachi's life unfold. The only sounds besides the ones from Kazumi's home videos are the noises of a large bag of chips being passed back and forth and loud chewing. Really, it's a good thing that Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji showed up. Choji is always good for bringing tasty snack food.The Hidden Truth: Chapter Three by FullMoonBloodbender
Right now, however, only part of their focus is on the chips. Most of it is on Kazumi and the footage she's shot. So far they've witnessed Itachi's sixteenth birthday party and another episode of "Kazumi's Kitchen" where she somehow managed to get Itachi to co-host. Somehow, despite the fact that this is the secret life of a murderous Akatsuki
The Hidden Truth: Chapter TwoTsunade pauses the DVD the moment Kazumi speaks her daughter's name. Not because she no longer wants to watch it, but because she wants to hear what the others think. The moment she pauses it thoughts start pouring in. Specifically, the thoughts come from the room's skeptics.The Hidden Truth: Chapter Two by FullMoonBloodbender
"Okay, there's no way that this lady's for real! No woman would ever marry Itachi Uchiha!" the jinjurichi exclaims loudly.
"I'm sorry, Lady Tsunade, but I have to agree with Naruto," supports Shizune. "Itachi was only twenty-one when he died, and that was just a couple weeks ago. He was far too young to have a wife, let alone to produce another Uchiha. I'm not sure what this woman is trying to do, but whatever it is it must be a hoax."
Eyes narrowed curiously, Sakura goes up to Tsunade's desk and pulls the portable DVD player closer. A few seconds is all it takes for her to disagree. Pointing to the little girl, she speaks out.
"I'm not sure if that's true," says the pink-haired girl. "Just look at Miki. It's been
The Hidden Truth: Chapter OneI've been looking for a way to bring you back to life,The Hidden Truth: Chapter One by FullMoonBloodbender
And if I could find a way, then I would bring you back tonight.
I'd make you look, I'd make you lie, I'd take the coldness from your eyes,
But you told me, if you love me, let it die.
~Let It Die by Starset
Nobody noticed the woman walking the streets of the Hidden Leaf Village that day. The civilians, the ninja, not even the anbu black ops paid her any attention. This is mostly because the woman appeared so completely ordinary that giving her more than a second glance would be considered a waste of time. She had plain coffee brown hair that fell in soft curls all the way down to her lower back, eyes a regular shade of light brown, and a frame that was neither too big nor too small. Nothing at all stuck out about her. The only thing that made her seem out of the ordinary was the size of her stomach.
When first looking at her she simply appeared as though she'd gone too heavy on the sweets and bowls of pasta. If one took the
Memoirs of an Uchiha - Itachi's ActMy dearest friend, what can I say?Memoirs of an Uchiha - Itachi's Act by KakariGeikoGirl
You entrusted the future to me,
So I bloodied my hands with the lives of a clan;
Your death just the first of many.
You left me a task to fulfill,
And I shouldered it without thinking.
Choosing to do on my own what I could not alone,
And failing myself in the end.
I chose my own actions;
I will not blame you, my friend.
But for the sake of your words and a village and world
I wouldn't have done what I did.
I chose for the sake of a loved one,
To kill all those that I loved.
I chose for the sake of a village
To wear the brand of a rogue.
I chose for the good of a nation
To become that nation's foe.
And ventured into a viper's den
Where I wished to never go.
I chose for the fate of a world
To aid in that world's demise.
I chose, for the sake of our dreams,
To become hated, and used, and despised
And now, dear friend, the curtain falls;
I'm coming to join you soon.
I've done enough but still, not enough,
For I changed nothing at all.
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